sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
tranland: if you even mention crowley’s name to me right now i swear to god i will cry bloody tears, wipe them all over my body and then go rolling myself off the nearest cliff because CROWLEY
23bananas: NEW AM MUSIC IN 9 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
Ezra: My Bar Mitzvah was the worst party ever
CT: What was your theme?
Ezra: I didn't have a theme. The theme was religion.
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
frosla55: *heavy breathing* DO U LIKE VAMPIRE WEEKEND?
jerkbugg: An Ezra Koenig Masterpost Read More
robiningravens: well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿) well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿) well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿) well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿) well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿) well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿) well-written villains (◕‿◕✿)
sexcake: i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite
People: express your feelings
People: let them out
People: it's not good to hold it all in
Me: *expresses feelings*
People: whoa calm down
People: quit exaggerating
People: get over it
cokeflow: tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
m-ve: my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
lunartes: please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010