May 2013
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
tranland:
if you even mention crowley’s name to me right now i swear to god i will cry bloody tears, wipe them all over my body and then go rolling myself off the nearest cliff because
CROWLEY
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23bananas:
NEW AM MUSIC IN 9 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
Ezra: My Bar Mitzvah was the worst party ever
CT: What was your theme?
Ezra: I didn't have a theme. The theme was religion.
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
frosla55:
*heavy breathing* DO U LIKE VAMPIRE WEEKEND?
jerkbugg:
An Ezra Koenig Masterpost
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robiningravens:
well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
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sexcake:
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
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combeferresque:
fourfucks:
all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits
#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite
People: express your feelings
People: let them out
People: it's not good to hold it all in
Me: *expresses feelings*
People: whoa calm down
People: quit exaggerating
People: get over it
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
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m-ve:
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
