[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
if you even mention crowley’s name to me right now i swear to god i will cry bloody tears, wipe them all over my body and then go rolling myself off the nearest cliff because
NEW AM MUSIC IN 9 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’