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sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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tranland:

if you even mention crowley’s name to me right now i swear to god i will cry bloody tears, wipe them all over my body and then go rolling myself off the nearest cliff because

CROWLEY

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23bananas:

NEW AM MUSIC IN 9 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

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grrlghost:

crying

trapghoul:

fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.

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  • Ezra: My Bar Mitzvah was the worst party ever
  • CT: What was your theme?
  • Ezra: I didn't have a theme. The theme was religion.
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mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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