Hi, I'm Fatima. If you care to read a full paragraph, click above.
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
if you even mention crowley’s name to me right now i swear to god i will cry bloody tears, wipe them all over my body and then go rolling myself off the nearest cliff because
CROWLEY
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
- Ezra: My Bar Mitzvah was the worst party ever
- CT: What was your theme?
- Ezra: I didn't have a theme. The theme was religion.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
